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Nutcracker

The Critic...

Larry's used art

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Alien David statue

That shows business confidence.

The height of fashion in 1796

Venus

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Use your imagination.

Where Indian ink came from.

Children's artwork exhibition.

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Klimt Kiss Phones

"I find that hugely offensive!"

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

Mr. Punch in Venice

The Origami Society...

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

"The overthinker"

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!