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'On some my right brain says they're good art but my left brain says they're bad investments. On others, my right brain says they're bad art but my left brain says they're good investments.'

"Spanish ladies have nice eyes."

"The price of one million five is the highest price ever paid for a Blanchard."

Diego Rivera, Frida Kahlo, and the Art of Conversation

What of the Art?

"Dot for dot, that's a lot of Seurat."

Rembrandt van Rijn

The Son of Man Vol. 2

People admiring moving portrait.

'Lovely private view . . . must come again to see the pictures.'

Larry's used art

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Alien David statue

That shows business confidence.

The height of fashion in 1796

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

Children's artwork exhibition.

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Candle Portraits.

"The overthinker"

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

The Selfie

It isn't widely known that Michelangelo was the first in a long line of cartoonists to buck the family tradition.

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Wagging Dog

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"I need him to stop think and start listening."

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

Children's Art Show.

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'