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A visit to the marionette theatre in Milan.

The Infant Prodigy - Experiencing The Arts

Venus de milo

Larry's used art

You're my Mona Lisa.

Copycats

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

Madonna of the Pukes.

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Paul Klee

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

Alien David statue

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Cariactures

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

That shows business confidence.

(Camel paintings)

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

The height of fashion in 1796

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

German Expressionist Breakfast

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"Mr. Right!"

Children's artwork exhibition.

Horti-Culture

"Well....I could've done this!"

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Distractions Of The Great