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Oogy flunks his cave drawing final.

Goya Yoga

The drinker.

"We are approaching England, there will be a short delay due to a defected boat in front"

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Cats at private view

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

Picasso: The Early Years

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

Phoenix

"What did Jesus order?"

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

Kultural K9's.

Shell Fire

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"Feel better, dear?"

Mimi's final scene

Joe Biden

Diego Velasquez

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

Sold! For £42,000 to the... No wait - it's the wrong way round!

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

The Thinker?

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

"Move, Gary."