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Pediatrics: Anatomy

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

"Mom, will you help me take down my drawings? I'm selling my catalog."

Children's Art Show.

Happy Turkey Day!

"We're hoping that someday Rosalie will be a major player in the creative economy."

Tommy, Math quiz. It's one of his earliest pieces.

'I'm having a private showing over on my grandma's refrigerator next week.'

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

If this is how 3-year-olds see the world, it's no wonder they're always crying."

'I take from this flood of faxes that your son is in art class.'

Bobby eight year old

"Can we teach our child how to create art digitally."

"You can over-encourage kids, you know."

"The trouble with children is they don't act like adults."

'I've sussed this work/life balance...'

Warning: Cartoons Drawn By Children Next 5 miles.

"Your dinosaur looks afraid."

'Mrs. Millis, they can't ALL look like poopy diapers!'

"Oh no - I hate this guy."

"Uh, well, it's the thought that counts."

'Check it out. I framed my kid's drawing and hung it up over there.'

"The artist's early work is in the next room on the refrigerator."

'Daniel's the brains of the family.'

"Cool! We could have an art show this weekend. What do you think?"

'Still think it's best to let the toddler handle the naming convention.'

'I had to get a second refrigerator. My grandchildren do such beautiful work.'

'No we do not pay in advance.'