Child Art Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Mom, will you help me take down my drawings? I'm selling my catalog."

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

Happy Turkey Day!

How to draw a martian!

'I'm having a private showing over on my grandma's refrigerator next week.'

The neighbors were not sure what to think of the young Picasso's snowman

'I preferred his earlier work.'

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

Art is a pretty picture

"Timmy, your dog looks just like he does in your drawings."

Pediatrics: Anatomy

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

Bobby eight year old

'We couldn't afford school pictures this year so Timmy is doing the family portraits.'

'I take from this flood of faxes that your son is in art class.'

Adult Table - Kids Table - Kids' Friends Table

"You can over-encourage kids, you know."

"Can we teach our child how to create art digitally."

Turkey regarding hand-shaped turkey: 'Hold it! I can spot a fake anywhere!'

Warning: Cartoons Drawn By Children Next 5 miles.

Wildlife crafts

"Your dinosaur looks afraid."

The Masters' Early Works.

"Ya, right. Who needs a Web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

"Oh no - I hate this guy."

"Uh, well, it's the thought that counts."

"The artist's early work is in the next room on the refrigerator."

"Cool! We could have an art show this weekend. What do you think?"

"I approach my subjects with an almost childlike sense of wonder."

'Still think it's best to let the toddler handle the naming convention.'