Young Artist Appreciator Prints

If this is how 3-year-olds see the world, it's no wonder they're always crying."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Misunderstood artist

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

Children's Art Show.

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

"It's a mobile."

''Now we're the only yard in the block with a blue apple tree!'

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

Scarpia's Palace

Juggler and Illusionist

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

"120 colors and no 'Sun' color!!"

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

Leaves falling out of a painting.

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

Artist on the Beach

'I'm having a private showing over on my grandma's refrigerator next week.'

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

'Isn't this cast great? Dr. Emily's minor was sculpture in college!'

"Timmy, your dog looks just like he does in your drawings."

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

Ariana Grande caricature