Kid Art Appreciator Prints

My First Camera

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Misunderstood artist

"Mom, will you help me take down my drawings? I'm selling my catalog."

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

Scarpia's Palace

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

Juggler and Illusionist

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

Leaves falling out of a painting.

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

Artist on the Beach

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

Ariana Grande caricature

Dolly Varden - 'The Laughing Dolly'

'Isn't this cast great? Dr. Emily's minor was sculpture in college!'

'I preferred his earlier work.'