Child Art Appreciator Prints

'Still think it's best to let the toddler handle the naming convention.'

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Misunderstood artist

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Mom, will you help me take down my drawings? I'm selling my catalog."

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

Scarpia's Palace

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

Juggler and Illusionist

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

Leaves falling out of a painting.

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

Artist on the Beach

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

'I'm having a private showing over on my grandma's refrigerator next week.'

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

Coot on a jetty

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

Dolly Varden - 'The Laughing Dolly'

Ariana Grande caricature

Pediatrics: Anatomy

'Isn't this cast great? Dr. Emily's minor was sculpture in college!'

Evolution or Creation? A Compromise