Child Art Appreciator Pillows

'Still think it's best to let the toddler handle the naming convention.'

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Misunderstood artist

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"Mom, will you help me take down my drawings? I'm selling my catalog."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

Scarpia's Palace

Juggler and Illusionist

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

Leaves falling out of a painting.

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

Artist on the Beach

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

'I'm having a private showing over on my grandma's refrigerator next week.'

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

Pediatrics: Anatomy

Dolly Varden - 'The Laughing Dolly'

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

Coot on a jetty

'Isn't this cast great? Dr. Emily's minor was sculpture in college!'

Ariana Grande caricature