Kid's Art Collector Pillows

'We couldn't afford school pictures this year so Timmy is doing the family portraits.'

Great Chinese Dynasties

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Paul Klee

Romantic Giraffes

(Camel paintings)

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Use your imagination.

Children's artwork exhibition.

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"We're odd looking but just as good."

Wagging Dog

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"Needs to get a life"

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

Cock A Doodle

Slinky Cow World

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

Giant Monster in Bath

"Mom, will you help me take down my drawings? I'm selling my catalog."

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

"It's an Eyesaur."

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

Creation of Red Wine

"Got any bathtub gin?"

"Now this I get."

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.