Kid's Art Collector Gifts

'We couldn't afford school pictures this year so Timmy is doing the family portraits.'

Great Chinese Dynasties

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Paul Klee

Romantic Giraffes

(Camel paintings)

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Children's artwork exhibition.

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Use your imagination.

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

"Needs to get a life"

"We're odd looking but just as good."

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Wagging Dog

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

"Mom, will you help me take down my drawings? I'm selling my catalog."

Giant Monster in Bath

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Slinky Cow World

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

Cock A Doodle

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

"It's an Eyesaur."

Creation of Red Wine

"Got any bathtub gin?"

"Now this I get."

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.