Children's Art Lover Gifts

"Oh no - I hate this guy."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Venus

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

Use your imagination.

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

Where Indian ink came from.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"I find that hugely offensive!"

Klimt Kiss Phones

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Mr. Punch in Venice

The Origami Society...

Cat with Nine Still Lives

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

They were mysteriously drawn together

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

Bot Art: After da Vinci

"He gets easily abstracted."

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."