Children's Art Lover Mugs

"Oh no - I hate this guy."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Venus

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

Where Indian ink came from.

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

Use your imagination.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

The Origami Society...

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Klimt Kiss Phones

What's an Imax cave?

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Mr. Punch in Venice

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

Cat with Nine Still Lives

"I find that hugely offensive!"

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

"He gets easily abstracted."

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

They were mysteriously drawn together

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

"Amateurs."

'Greenwich in the Season'

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.