Children's Art Appreciator Pillows

"Your dinosaur looks afraid."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Misunderstood artist

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"Mom, will you help me take down my drawings? I'm selling my catalog."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

Juggler and Illusionist

Scarpia's Palace

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

Leaves falling out of a painting.

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

Artist on the Beach

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

Dolly Varden - 'The Laughing Dolly'

Coot on a jetty

'Isn't this cast great? Dr. Emily's minor was sculpture in college!'

Pediatrics: Anatomy

Ariana Grande caricature

Evolution or Creation? A Compromise

"Lou, c'm'ere - you gotta check out this guy's Degas!"

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.