Childhood Artist Enthusiast Gifts

'I'm having a private showing over on my grandma's refrigerator next week.'

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

"Mom, will you help me take down my drawings? I'm selling my catalog."

Happy Turkey Day!

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

Pediatrics: Anatomy

"Every time I tie my shoes, the laces come undone...I think it's a conspiracy!"

'I take from this flood of faxes that your son is in art class.'

If this is how 3-year-olds see the world, it's no wonder they're always crying."

Bobby eight year old

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'

'It's good, Timmy, but it's not refrigerator good.'

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

Knight of the sandcastle.

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

"It's one of my early works from before I could afford paint."

Happy House Daycare. Family-owned & family-run since this many years.

"Can we teach our child how to create art digitally."

"Jenny, your play date's here!"

"On the downstairs freezer, you can view some of my earlier work."

"You can over-encourage kids, you know."

Truce?

'Mrs. Millis, they can't ALL look like poopy diapers!'

Pediatrics - Anatomy

Warning: Cartoons Drawn By Children Next 5 miles.

Turkey regarding hand-shaped turkey: 'Hold it! I can spot a fake anywhere!'

The Masters' Early Works.

"Oh no - I hate this guy."