Child's Perspective Admirer Gifts

'It's nice, Jimmie, but does your dad know you're giving me his tacklebox?'

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

Doughboy Dad

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

"Give her some space! She's overdosing on baby talk!"

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

"Every time I tie my shoes, the laces come undone...I think it's a conspiracy!"

"I'm sorry-his I.Q. is actually on the charts."

The Pied Piper is mobbed by fans.

Rembrandt's Selfies

Proud mums.

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'

"'A', I'm adorable."

"It's post-gingerbread."

"Do you have any hopeless little drongos?"

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

Winnie the Pooh bungey jumping

Knight of the sandcastle.

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

"Are you going to have a baby too, Uncle Fred?"

'It all started when I took a Rorschach test.'

"I hoped you'd like the size of it."

"Jenny, your play date's here!"

"The trouble with children is they don't act like adults."

Truce?

Gingerbread man escaping.