Childlike Innocence Admirer Gifts

"I'm putting all the profits back into research."

Doughboy Dad

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

First love.

"Give her some space! She's overdosing on baby talk!"

My child is a genius.

'If I promise to be good for the next 30 years, can I have some sweets Dad?'

Child Brings Teddy Bear to Vet

'I'm not scaring the fish - I'm WARNING the fish!'

"'A', I'm adorable."

'Isn't this marvelous? True love and we haven't lost our milk teeth yet!'

'....How many babies are you going to have, mommy?"

'People say I don't listen to other's opinions. That's not true, is it Binky?'

"Are you going to have a baby too, Uncle Fred?"

"I don't know about a playdate, why don't we just meet up for some juice boxes and see how it goes?"

"I was about your age when I, too, started having security concerns."

'The batteries must be dead.'

'Star light, star bright, first star I...' 'No.'

"I'm class president. I need a really big airplane."

"Don't you just love them when they're that age?"

'Could you help me? My parents are lost.'

Bookie by Merry-Go-Round.

'Most people would appreciate having a mural in their home.'

"Sorry, but you can't be friends with a page! Pages become squires, then knights: our mortal enemies!"

'...something that will make my wife look slim and twenty years younger...'

"Oh, no! Now you know my secret identity as Toilet Paper Man!"

'How do you do it? You don't look a day over 3G!'

Flower Mums.

"Are you getting crow's feet?"

Child watching a rocket launch which reads 'war'.

"Ah, the carefree days of youth."

"Is eight too young to retire from school?"

"My Mom's getting a bonus at work. I hope it's a puppy!"

''Show and Tell' is NOT an invasion of privacy!'

"I hate 'bring your inner child to work day.'"