Childhood Innocence Appreciator Gifts

''Show and Tell' is NOT an invasion of privacy!'

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

"I thought it would be nice if we had a forum where we could get together and have screaming tantrums."

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

First love.

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

"Every time I tie my shoes, the laces come undone...I think it's a conspiracy!"

Child Brings Teddy Bear to Vet

'If I promise to be good for the next 30 years, can I have some sweets Dad?'

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

'Isn't this marvelous? True love and we haven't lost our milk teeth yet!'

Knight of the sandcastle.

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

"I was about your age when I, too, started having security concerns."

"Are you going to have a baby too, Uncle Fred?"

"Jenny, your play date's here!"

'Star light, star bright, first star I...' 'No.'

"The trouble with children is they don't act like adults."

Truce?

'I heard you were going deer hunting so I camouflaged the car!'

"Don't get cute with me, counsellor."

'I've sussed this work/life balance...'

"Johnny, strikes out, and will be thinking about this well into his thirties."

"Oh, no! Now you know my secret identity as Toilet Paper Man!"

"Sorry, but you can't be friends with a page! Pages become squires, then knights: our mortal enemies!"

"I'm putting all the profits back into research."

"Nora, do you ever think about the future?"

'You'll never learn to walk if you don't FOCUS!'