Childhood Innocence Celebrant Gifts

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

Coronavirus Impact on Children

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

"Every time I tie my shoes, the laces come undone...I think it's a conspiracy!"

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

Fat Kid 2- Plays with some Blue tac (colour)

'If I promise to be good for the next 30 years, can I have some sweets Dad?'

Child Brings Teddy Bear to Vet

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

'Isn't this marvelous? True love and we haven't lost our milk teeth yet!'

Knight of the sandcastle.

'People say I don't listen to other's opinions. That's not true, is it Binky?'

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

"I was about your age when I, too, started having security concerns."

"Are you going to have a baby too, Uncle Fred?"

"I don't know about a playdate, why don't we just meet up for some juice boxes and see how it goes?"

"Jenny, your play date's here!"

'Star light, star bright, first star I...' 'No.'

"The trouble with children is they don't act like adults."

"I'm class president. I need a really big airplane."

'I heard you were going deer hunting so I camouflaged the car!'

"I suppose one day he'll have to become a teenager, won't he?"

Truce?

'I've sussed this work/life balance...'

"Sorry, but you can't be friends with a page! Pages become squires, then knights: our mortal enemies!"

"I'm putting all the profits back into research."

"Oh, no! Now you know my secret identity as Toilet Paper Man!"

A classroom full of young children; a schedule board in the background lists the day's activities which include: circle time, art fun, snack and S.A.T. prep.

"You wouldn't smack the new underclass would you nanny?"

'You'll never learn to walk if you don't FOCUS!'