Kid Admirer Gifts

'Go ahead! I'm listening. I just cannot keep my eyes off my super cute kids.'

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

Doughboy Dad

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Kanya West Inspired Children Books.

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

Mimi's final scene

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

Joe Biden

Kultural K9's.

Phoenix

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"What did Jesus order?"

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

The Thinker?

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

Horse draws a baby carriage.

"Move, Gary."

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

"Give her some space! She's overdosing on baby talk!"

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.