Child Humor Admirer Gifts

'You think you need WHAT glands expressed?'

Ancient Racing

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

On the brink.

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Cow's straw

Dolphin friendly tuna

"My path to success and fortune was that rather than foraging and storing my own food, I built a portfolio of storage properties to rent..."

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

Gym Dog

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

Grinning dog points at missing cat poster with glee

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

'Let's play doctor - I'll listen to your heart and you give me all your allowance.'

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

Pea

"If your dad is truly the King of the Jungle, why can't you ask him to abolish school?"

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

"They don't look like an endangered species."

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

Puppy and Elephant Selfie

'I can't draw', Permanent Market on Canvas $10,975 - SOLD.

'I was wondering if you could take this box of squirrels and make something cool with them, like a wolf?'

'I see people laughing at you.'

"That's Doctor Good Boy to you."

'This may be the first day of the rest of my life, but I've decided to wait for the second day.'

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...