Childlike Humor Enthusiast Gifts

"He's very advanced for his age"

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

"If your dad is truly the King of the Jungle, why can't you ask him to abolish school?"

'Let's play doctor - I'll listen to your heart and you give me all your allowance.'

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

Funky Facts: Elephants.

'She said she was made out of sugar and spice, so I bit her.'

Boy who has eaten oysters and grown fat

"No. 3 step forward and whine, 'Please, Mom, I'm forty-four years old—I can tie my own tie.'"

"The kids told me it was a magic wand."

'Boy squeezing a spot at boy squirting silly string'

"Meet your new baby brother! We decided to upgrade."

"There's definitely enough growing room."

'You think you need WHAT glands expressed?'

"I'm worried about him - he's praying to Mrs. Butterworth."

'I had a good share and tell, Ms. Gibbs, but my family made me sign a confidentiality agreement.'

"Gee, Mom, these people don't make ME sick."

'I need a haircut...maybe I should enlist.'

'I'll take Tommy Peters to cry first, for a nickel.'

'Did you hear about the fool who goes around saying no all the time?'

Pediatrics - Anatomy

'I thought you were supposed to spend green stuff.'

'You gotta try different things! Sometimes a temper tantrum works best an' somethimes sulking an' sometimes not eating!'

'Oh, I know that broccoli is good for me -- it's just that I don't feel I deserve it.'

Thought bubbles and speech bubbles

"He's just doing that to get attention!"

Fat Kid 20- Thinks he has found a spare head

Lemon Grizzle Cake

"Typical teenager-straight for the burger bar."

A.B.C. Mail

"That growth spurt I was waiting for didn't quite turn out the way I'd hoped."

'Has he taken my chocolates?'

'Miss Myers! - Billy ate all my paste!'

Cheeky Girl