Childhood Humor Fan Gifts

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

"Technically, it's a mammal."

Suffering from Cooties?

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room."

'Let's play doctor - I'll listen to your heart and you give me all your allowance.'

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

'Jimmie, run and tell your dad the tractor is flooded.'

'I'm going to bed...whatever...'

'I want you to bring me one.'

"Young man, you go march your butt right back up those stairs and don't come down until you've made yourself look presentable!"

'You must have misunderstood, dear -- I'm sure they don't sell old generals at government auctions!'

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

'Our computer responds to voice commands, but our kids don't.'

"I hope you've had your shots!"

Cleaning up space junk.

"For the love of God Billy, you've got to stop putting things up your nose!"

'Mom, was Dad your number one draft choice?'

Toilet humour

'I don't like the looks of this - there's nothing wrong.'

'He's allergic to talc! You'll have to give up the baby!'

"No, William. This is your new little brother, Christopher. Not William 2.0."

"The kids told me it was a magic wand."