Child Humor Admirer Prints

'You think you need WHAT glands expressed?'

Ancient Racing

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

On the brink.

Dolphin friendly tuna

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Cow's straw

I don't think I'm letting sunlight in when I open the curtains. I think the darkness is going out.

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

Gym Dog

Grinning dog points at missing cat poster with glee

"My path to success and fortune was that rather than foraging and storing my own food, I built a portfolio of storage properties to rent..."

'Let's play doctor - I'll listen to your heart and you give me all your allowance.'

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

"If your dad is truly the King of the Jungle, why can't you ask him to abolish school?"

Pea

"They don't look like an endangered species."

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

"That's Doctor Good Boy to you."

"Very good, everyone. . . except I head that scream again. Ok, let's try it again from the top."

"Wouldn't it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?"

So? You snort when you laugh, too.

'This may be the first day of the rest of my life, but I've decided to wait for the second day.'

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

'I can't draw', Permanent Market on Canvas $10,975 - SOLD.

Puppy and Elephant Selfie

'I was wondering if you could take this box of squirrels and make something cool with them, like a wolf?'