Kid Admirer Mugs

'Go ahead! I'm listening. I just cannot keep my eyes off my super cute kids.'

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"Why don't you find a museum!"

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

Doughboy Dad

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

Kultural K9's.

"What did Jesus order?"

Phoenix

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Joe Biden

Mimi's final scene

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

The Thinker?

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

Horse draws a baby carriage.

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

"Move, Gary."

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

"Give her some space! She's overdosing on baby talk!"