Infant Admirer Gifts

Doughboy Dad

"Give her some space! She's overdosing on baby talk!"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

A midwife holding a baby

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

'The child is very illogical'

Giraffe Umbrella

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"You're such a good listener."

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Welcome Spring.

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Happy Hour

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

'Yak, yak, yak.'

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

bird interprets modern art

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Bears

Dog Park / Cat Park

Spring Training

"He's gone goth"

TSA Noah