Infant Admirer Gifts

Doughboy Dad

"Give her some space! She's overdosing on baby talk!"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

A midwife holding a baby

Chase me, chase me cows.

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

'The child is very illogical'

Giraffe Umbrella

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"You're such a good listener."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Welcome Spring.

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Happy Hour

"He's gone goth"

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

TSA Noah

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

'Yak, yak, yak.'

Spring Training

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

Bears

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Dog Park / Cat Park

bird interprets modern art

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.