Baby Animal Admirer Gifts

'They are so Ugly, yet their babies are still adorable.'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

Chase me, chase me cows.

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Giraffe Umbrella

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"You're such a good listener."

"He was a very good boy."

"Now I really hate poetry."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Welcome Spring.

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Happy Hour

'Yak, yak, yak.'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

TSA Noah

Spring Training

"He's gone goth"

"Too much concealer?"

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

Snowmobull

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

Bears

Dog Park / Cat Park

"Garbage in, garbage out!"