Baby Animal Aficionado Gifts

'Now, be careful with this delivery Nick: As you know, Pandas are an endangered species...'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

The Zoo.

Mardi Gras

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Seagiraffes

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Welcome to the Team

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"The hyenas started it."

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'The problem is, she's so damn crabby.'

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

Cling-On Dog

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

"First date hairball... awkward."

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

"Well, we needed the rain."

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"