Baby Animal Aficionado Gifts

'Now, be careful with this delivery Nick: As you know, Pandas are an endangered species...'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

The Zoo.

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Seagiraffes

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Mardi Gras

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

Welcome to the Team

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Cling-On Dog

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"First date hairball... awkward."

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

'The problem is, she's so damn crabby.'

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

"Well, we needed the rain."

The Trojan Beagle.

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish