Baby Animal Enthusiast Gifts

"Gracie, you want to be a vegetarian?"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

The Zoo.

"Pick me!"

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Seagiraffes

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Chase me, chase me cows.

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Barks in code.

"Quick, start the car!"

A midwife holding a baby

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

'Fetch.'

Giraffe Umbrella

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

Canine Companion

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"You're such a good listener."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."