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"Gracie, you want to be a vegetarian?"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Pick me!"

The Zoo.

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Seagiraffes

'Fetch.'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Chase me, chase me cows.

"Quick, start the car!"

A midwife holding a baby

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Barks in code.

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

Giraffe Umbrella

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"You're such a good listener."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Canine Companion

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."