Child Artists Gifts

'I had to get a second refrigerator. My grandchildren do such beautiful work.'

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

My First Camera

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

Four children playing the flute.

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"I've decided to cut out the middleman and self-publish."

"Mom, will you help me take down my drawings? I'm selling my catalog."

Happy Turkey Day!

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

Children's Art Show.

How to draw a martian!

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

'I'm having a private showing over on my grandma's refrigerator next week.'

The neighbors were not sure what to think of the young Picasso's snowman

Pediatrics: Anatomy

Art is a pretty picture

"What? Out of ink already? I just bought this pen."

'I preferred his earlier work.'

"Timmy, your dog looks just like he does in your drawings."

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

This one's mixed media--- I had jelly on my hands while finger-painting.

'Max really likes those genetic markers.'

Bobby eight year old

'I take from this flood of faxes that your son is in art class.'

Adult Table - Kids Table - Kids' Friends Table

Child placing crayon drawing over TV screen

"All of the art work is for sale."

"Of all the finger-painting classes in all the day-care centers in all the world, you had to walk into mine."

'All I'm saying is that Rembrant must have had a rotten childhood.'

"Can we teach our child how to create art digitally."