Child Artists Gifts

'I had to get a second refrigerator. My grandchildren do such beautiful work.'

My First Camera

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

Four children playing the flute.

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

"I've decided to cut out the middleman and self-publish."

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

"Mom, will you help me take down my drawings? I'm selling my catalog."

Children's Art Show.

Happy Turkey Day!

How to draw a martian!

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

'I'm having a private showing over on my grandma's refrigerator next week.'

The neighbors were not sure what to think of the young Picasso's snowman

'I preferred his earlier work.'

"Timmy, your dog looks just like he does in your drawings."

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

Art is a pretty picture

Pediatrics: Anatomy

Bobby eight year old

'I take from this flood of faxes that your son is in art class.'

Adult Table - Kids Table - Kids' Friends Table

"Of all the finger-painting classes in all the day-care centers in all the world, you had to walk into mine."

Child placing crayon drawing over TV screen

"All of the art work is for sale."

'All I'm saying is that Rembrant must have had a rotten childhood.'

"You can over-encourage kids, you know."

"Can we teach our child how to create art digitally."