Childhood Art Gifts

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

"You're welcome."

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

Happy Turkey Day!

"Mom, will you help me take down my drawings? I'm selling my catalog."

How to draw a martian!

Tommy, Math quiz. It's one of his earliest pieces.

Jimmy had a very active imagination.

'I'm having a private showing over on my grandma's refrigerator next week.'

The neighbors were not sure what to think of the young Picasso's snowman

"Timmy, your dog looks just like he does in your drawings."

Art is a pretty picture

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

Pediatrics: Anatomy

'I preferred his earlier work.'

Bobby eight year old

'I take from this flood of faxes that your son is in art class.'

'We couldn't afford school pictures this year so Timmy is doing the family portraits.'

Adult Table - Kids Table - Kids' Friends Table

'Look Mum: I'm Platypus in Boots!'

'I'll put one end of the hose in your pool...you take the other end outside...gravity will create a siphon and drain the water with no mess.'

"I see you found my science project, dad. Cool, it works!"

"Can we teach our child how to create art digitally."

"You can over-encourage kids, you know."

"Mum, I've made a poodle-cat."

"She's quickly grasping the value of money. Her imaginary friend is named PayPal."

Two boys rehearsing,

'Peter! Sorry I missed band rehearsal the other day.'

Warning: Cartoons Drawn By Children Next 5 miles.

Turkey regarding hand-shaped turkey: 'Hold it! I can spot a fake anywhere!'