Child Art Gifts

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"The artist's early work is in the next room on the refrigerator."

My First Camera

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

Happy Turkey Day!

Children's Art Show.

"Mom, will you help me take down my drawings? I'm selling my catalog."

How to draw a martian!

The neighbors were not sure what to think of the young Picasso's snowman

Pediatrics: Anatomy

"Timmy, your dog looks just like he does in your drawings."

Art is a pretty picture

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

'I preferred his earlier work.'

'I take from this flood of faxes that your son is in art class.'

Bobby eight year old

'We couldn't afford school pictures this year so Timmy is doing the family portraits.'

Adult Table - Kids Table - Kids' Friends Table

"You can over-encourage kids, you know."

"Can we teach our child how to create art digitally."

"Your dinosaur looks afraid."

Turkey regarding hand-shaped turkey: 'Hold it! I can spot a fake anywhere!'

Wildlife crafts

The Masters' Early Works.

"Uh, well, it's the thought that counts."

"Oh no - I hate this guy."

'Don't worry if you can't find your glasses.'

"Cool! We could have an art show this weekend. What do you think?"

"I approach my subjects with an almost childlike sense of wonder."

'Still think it's best to let the toddler handle the naming convention.'