Child Art Mugs

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"The artist's early work is in the next room on the refrigerator."

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

My First Camera

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

Children's Art Show.

Happy Turkey Day!

"Mom, will you help me take down my drawings? I'm selling my catalog."

How to draw a martian!

The neighbors were not sure what to think of the young Picasso's snowman

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

'I preferred his earlier work.'

Pediatrics: Anatomy

"Timmy, your dog looks just like he does in your drawings."

Art is a pretty picture

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

'We couldn't afford school pictures this year so Timmy is doing the family portraits.'

Bobby eight year old

'I take from this flood of faxes that your son is in art class.'

Adult Table - Kids Table - Kids' Friends Table

"Can we teach our child how to create art digitally."

"You can over-encourage kids, you know."

"Celebrating St. Patrick's Day???..."

"Your dinosaur looks afraid."

Turkey regarding hand-shaped turkey: 'Hold it! I can spot a fake anywhere!'

Wildlife crafts

'Mrs. Millis, they can't ALL look like poopy diapers!'

The Masters' Early Works.

"Oh no - I hate this guy."

"Uh, well, it's the thought that counts."

'Check it out. I framed my kid's drawing and hung it up over there.'

"I approach my subjects with an almost childlike sense of wonder."

'Don't worry if you can't find your glasses.'