Little Artists Gifts

'Plagiarism!'

"Of all the finger-painting classes in all the day-care centers in all the world, you had to walk into mine."

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

My First Camera

Interior design trends for parents....

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

Four children playing the flute.

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

Young Picasso at the Beach

"I've decided to cut out the middleman and self-publish."

'My goal is to one day have my art hanging on a refrigerator in the Louvre.'

Happy Turkey Day!

'Miss Donahue would give him an F.'

'I want to chuck all the spelling and math and just get back to playing with blocks.'

"Vanessa has done a not bad de Kooning."

"City kids."

'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.'

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

'It's more festive-looking!'

Pediatrics: Anatomy

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

"What? Out of ink already? I just bought this pen."

This one's mixed media--- I had jelly on my hands while finger-painting.

"Simon, I'm not really interested in your juvenilia."

'I was six before I realized there were things you could do with Play Dough aside from eating it.'

'Max really likes those genetic markers.'

"This is kindergarten, Mason. You can think outside the box, but you'd better color between the lines."

'He doesn't want to play doctors and nurses anymore - He just wants to play Harry Potter!'

"Just don't draw on the walls, that never comes off!"

"Crayons again?"

Child placing crayon drawing over TV screen