Little Artist Gifts

'Max really likes those genetic markers.'

My First Camera

"I've decided to cut out the middleman and self-publish."

'How come Zorro's mother let him draw on walls.'

'How do i know what it's about? - I can't read yet!'

'All I'm saying is that Rembrant must have had a rotten childhood.'

Father and son painting and decorating.

'Of course I would have preferred to be a music prodigy...'

"Can we teach our child how to create art digitally."

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"All of the art work is for sale."

'Not bad, Moses, but the Red sea is blue, not red.'

"Billy! You're getting India Ink all over the carpet!"

This one's mixed media--- I had jelly on my hands while finger-painting.

"You'd better wash it off before Dad gets home!"

Child doodling on a hospital chart.

'I feel too much pressure to draw, mom.'

'Lately you seem to find fault in everything I do.'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

Child placing crayon drawing over TV screen

'I was just about all set to have my one man art show when I got tossed in the slammer.'

"What? Out of ink already? I just bought this pen."

Happy Turkey Day!

"Every child is an artist but it appears your Candice is a plumber."

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

Interior design trends for parents....

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Young Picasso at the Beach

"Mom, will you help me take down my drawings? I'm selling my catalog."

'My goal is to one day have my art hanging on a refrigerator in the Louvre.'