Mini Artist Gifts

"Simon, I'm not really interested in your juvenilia."

'I was six before I realized there were things you could do with Play Dough aside from eating it.'

"Just don't draw on the walls, that never comes off!"

"All these drawings you do that she sticks on the fridge door - what are you getting out of it?"

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

My First Camera

Interior design trends for parents....

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"I've decided to cut out the middleman and self-publish."

Just call me Picasso!

Happy Turkey Day!

A baby playing on a grand piano

'My goal is to one day have my art hanging on a refrigerator in the Louvre.'

Sun Flower.

'I did it all from memory.'

"Better luck next time, kid."

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

"I don't know what went wrong."

'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.'

'There! Now you won't get tangles!'

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

'It's more festive-looking!'

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

"Hey, Al! What do you know about shelf life?"

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

"What? Out of ink already? I just bought this pen."

This one's mixed media--- I had jelly on my hands while finger-painting.

'Max really likes those genetic markers.'

"This is kindergarten, Mason. You can think outside the box, but you'd better color between the lines."

Houdini's infancy.