Mini Art Curator Gifts

Sun Flower.

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

"I think he was a celebrity."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Painting taking root...

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

'I could do that.'

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

"I've decided to cut out the middleman and self-publish."

Children's Art Show.

Rodin's Browser

"Now this I get."

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Escher exhibition first floor

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

Baby vandalizes an art gallery.

"Good artists borrow, great artists steal."

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

M.C. Escher Exhibit Upstairs.

'I did it all from memory.'

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

"I don't know what went wrong."

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

Cover Design for Yellow Book Prospectus for Vol 5 (Not Published)

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

"Outré or simply bad?"

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

"I read 'Art News.'"

Gallery book shop - Rodin's Browser

The sunglasses.

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

Private Viewing

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 2