Mini Muralist Gifts

'I thought you encouraged self-expression!'

"How many times have I told you not to draw your graffiti on the walls?!"

"I've decided to cut out the middleman and self-publish."

"What? Out of ink already? I just bought this pen."

'I did it all from memory.'

'I draw on the walls and get time out. They do it and get famous!'

Use your imagination.

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

Sun Flower.

"I don't know what went wrong."

'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.'

"Oh no! Some self-obsessed, anti-social bastard has graffitied over your graffiti!"

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

'It's more festive-looking!'

Spring in Japan.

"Simon, I'm not really interested in your juvenilia."

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

'I was six before I realized there were things you could do with Play Dough aside from eating it.'

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

Garden Centre: Bonsai trolleys.

Snake Dress-Up

"Just don't draw on the walls, that never comes off!"

'Thrilling news yesterday; my nephew's got the Lascaux Caves commission.'

"Dude—you're ruining my face—and when are you painting my hands—my ear is itchy—also you stink—hurry up!"

Knight of the sandcastle.

Man sticking matchsticks together for Bryant and May

'Oh Darren, I just love what you've done with your dung.'

"All these drawings you do that she sticks on the fridge door - what are you getting out of it?"

Minimalist Painter.

Mini-tree in woman's drink has mini-man on it.

"Oh, I can paint alright, but only miniatures..."

Happy Mother's Day.

'Of course I would have preferred to be a music prodigy...'