Mini Sculptor Gifts

"I have so much I want to express, but when I try to put it into Play-Doh it never comes out right."

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

"I've decided to cut out the middleman and self-publish."

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

King Kongs first christmas

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

'I did it all from memory.'

Sun Flower.

"I don't know what went wrong."

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

'It's more festive-looking!'

'I think I've finally found a fixer-upper in your price range.'

'Frank Lloyd Wright's childhood.'

'I'm having a private showing over on my grandma's refrigerator next week.'

Little Tiny Push-Carts

'I was six before I realized there were things you could do with Play Dough aside from eating it.'

"Simon, I'm not really interested in your juvenilia."

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

Sushi Train Set.

A small man under a giant microscope.

Trainset

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'

Little girl playing childrens hospital

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

Tiny people.

Garden Centre: Bonsai trolleys.

'Bless. Wayne's made his first affordable home sand estate.'

'You gonna sign for this, kid?'

"Just don't draw on the walls, that never comes off!"

Table Tennis ball-boys