Mini Sculptor T-Shirts

"I have so much I want to express, but when I try to put it into Play-Doh it never comes out right."

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Young Picasso at the Beach

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

"I've decided to cut out the middleman and self-publish."

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

King Kongs first christmas

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

Sun Flower.

'I did it all from memory.'

"I don't know what went wrong."

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

'It's more festive-looking!'

'Frank Lloyd Wright's childhood.'

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

'I think I've finally found a fixer-upper in your price range.'

'I'm having a private showing over on my grandma's refrigerator next week.'

Little Tiny Push-Carts

Sushi Train Set.

"Simon, I'm not really interested in your juvenilia."

"What? Out of ink already? I just bought this pen."

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

'I was six before I realized there were things you could do with Play Dough aside from eating it.'

A small man under a giant microscope.

Trainset

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'

Tiny people.

Little girl playing childrens hospital

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

Garden Centre: Bonsai trolleys.

"Just don't draw on the walls, that never comes off!"

'Bless. Wayne's made his first affordable home sand estate.'

Toy skier jumps from snow globe to miniature winter scene.

'You gonna sign for this, kid?'