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"I don't know what went wrong."

'You just slip it in and it's done. I don't know why you spend all that time building those ships in a bottle when a row boat is much easier.'

"Now what?"

'This is Chris. He's a pocket cartoonist.'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

"I've decided to cut out the middleman and self-publish."

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

King Kongs first christmas

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

'I did it all from memory.'

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

"They're class action figures."

'I think I've finally found a fixer-upper in your price range.'

'It's more festive-looking!'

'I'm having a private showing over on my grandma's refrigerator next week.'

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

Little Tiny Push-Carts

"What? Out of ink already? I just bought this pen."

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

Sushi Train Set.

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

'I was six before I realized there were things you could do with Play Dough aside from eating it.'

"Simon, I'm not really interested in your juvenilia."

Spring in Japan.

A small man under a giant microscope.

"This is kindergarten, Mason. You can think outside the box, but you'd better color between the lines."

Trainset

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."