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"I don't know what went wrong."

'You just slip it in and it's done. I don't know why you spend all that time building those ships in a bottle when a row boat is much easier.'

"Now what?"

'This is Chris. He's a pocket cartoonist.'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

"I've decided to cut out the middleman and self-publish."

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

King Kongs first christmas

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

'I did it all from memory.'

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

'I think I've finally found a fixer-upper in your price range.'

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

"They're class action figures."

'It's more festive-looking!'

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

'I'm having a private showing over on my grandma's refrigerator next week.'

Little Tiny Push-Carts

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'I was six before I realized there were things you could do with Play Dough aside from eating it.'

Sushi Train Set.

Spring in Japan.

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

"Simon, I'm not really interested in your juvenilia."

A small man under a giant microscope.

"This is kindergarten, Mason. You can think outside the box, but you'd better color between the lines."

Trainset

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'

Tiny people.

Little girl playing childrens hospital