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Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

Building Sandcastles.

"I've decided to cut out the middleman and self-publish."

Just call me Picasso!

King Kongs first christmas

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

'I did it all from memory.'

"I don't know what went wrong."

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

'It's more festive-looking!'

'I think I've finally found a fixer-upper in your price range.'

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

"Hey, Al! What do you know about shelf life?"

Little Tiny Push-Carts

Spring in Japan.

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

"Simon, I'm not really interested in your juvenilia."

'I was six before I realized there were things you could do with Play Dough aside from eating it.'

Sushi Train Set.

Trainset

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'

Little girl playing childrens hospital

Tiny people.

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

Garden Centre: Bonsai trolleys.

"Just don't draw on the walls, that never comes off!"

Table Tennis ball-boys

A miniature Trojan Horse sits out front a sand castle.

Mini Computer

Cut out and keep your own Pianist.

'I thought you encouraged self-expression!'

Model Stealth Bomber.