Mini Art Curator T-Shirts

Sun Flower.

"I think he was a celebrity."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Painting taking root...

'I could do that.'

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

"I've decided to cut out the middleman and self-publish."

Children's Art Show.

Rodin's Browser

"Now this I get."

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Baby vandalizes an art gallery.

"Good artists borrow, great artists steal."

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

'I did it all from memory.'

"I don't know what went wrong."

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

Cover Design for Yellow Book Prospectus for Vol 5 (Not Published)

Morning and Afternoon Paintings

"Outré or simply bad?"

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

Anyone would think it's Frieze week...

The sunglasses.

"I read 'Art News.'"

Gallery book shop - Rodin's Browser

Dali Chooses a Lobster

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."