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'Ralph is in the basement building a ship inside a bottle.'

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

Building Sandcastles.

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

"I don't know what went wrong."

'Sophie has discovered Gehry.'

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

"They're class action figures."

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

'I'm having a private showing over on my grandma's refrigerator next week.'

Little Tiny Push-Carts

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

"He lives in a block of flats"

A small man under a giant microscope.

Child with a junior chemistry set in the complaints department.

'It's not finished yet. It's still got to be painted.'

Walsh Miniatures

"I'd offer you a lift home but..."

Mini Computer

Model of village 'You even have tiny 'for sale' signs on the windows.'

The Three Bears - pocket version

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

A computer mouse's offspring.

Man sticking matchsticks together for Bryant and May

The idea for tiny drink umbrellas is conceived.

"Oh, wow....this is cool! What are you making?"

Model Stealth Bomber.

'Oh Darren, I just love what you've done with your dung.'

"All very impressive, gentlemen...but where are you hoping to find people tiny enough to live in them?"

'I borrowed Timmy's model plane to crop dust the garden.'

Father Goldfish: 'One day Son, this will all be yours.'