Miniature Art Gifts

Garden Centre: Bonsai trolleys.

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

"I've decided to cut out the middleman and self-publish."

King Kongs first christmas

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

Sun Flower.

'I did it all from memory.'

"I don't know what went wrong."

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

'I think I've finally found a fixer-upper in your price range.'

'It's more festive-looking!'

'I'm having a private showing over on my grandma's refrigerator next week.'

"Hey, Al! What do you know about shelf life?"

Little Tiny Push-Carts

"What? Out of ink already? I just bought this pen."

Sushi Train Set.

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

'I was six before I realized there were things you could do with Play Dough aside from eating it.'

"Simon, I'm not really interested in your juvenilia."

Spring in Japan.

A small man under a giant microscope.

Trainset

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'

Tiny people.

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

Little girl playing childrens hospital

Toy skier jumps from snow globe to miniature winter scene.

"Just don't draw on the walls, that never comes off!"

Table Tennis ball-boys

A miniature Trojan Horse sits out front a sand castle.

Cut out and keep your own Pianist.

Mini Computer

'I thought you encouraged self-expression!'

'I draw on the walls and get time out. They do it and get famous!'