Mini Muralist Mugs

'I thought you encouraged self-expression!'

"How many times have I told you not to draw your graffiti on the walls?!"

"I've decided to cut out the middleman and self-publish."

'I did it all from memory.'

'I draw on the walls and get time out. They do it and get famous!'

Use your imagination.

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Sun Flower.

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

"I don't know what went wrong."

'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.'

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

'It's more festive-looking!'

Spring in Japan.

'I was six before I realized there were things you could do with Play Dough aside from eating it.'

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

"Simon, I'm not really interested in your juvenilia."

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

Snake Dress-Up

Garden Centre: Bonsai trolleys.

"Dude—you're ruining my face—and when are you painting my hands—my ear is itchy—also you stink—hurry up!"

Knight of the sandcastle.

"Just don't draw on the walls, that never comes off!"

'Thrilling news yesterday; my nephew's got the Lascaux Caves commission.'

Man sticking matchsticks together for Bryant and May

'Oh Darren, I just love what you've done with your dung.'

Minimalist Painter.

Mini-tree in woman's drink has mini-man on it.

"Oh, I can paint alright, but only miniatures..."

"All these drawings you do that she sticks on the fridge door - what are you getting out of it?"

Happy Mother's Day.

Model Shop

'Of course I would have preferred to be a music prodigy...'

Some people can be sincere without an honest bone in their body.