Miniature Curator Gifts

'I'm having a private showing over on my grandma's refrigerator next week.'

Director/Action Man toy.

'Do you want to tell them their department is being downsized again, or should I?'

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

King Kongs first christmas

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

"Then what happened?"

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

Sun Flower.

"I don't know what went wrong."

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

'I think I've finally found a fixer-upper in your price range.'

"They're class action figures."

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

'Mint?! These taste like cardboard!'

Little Tiny Push-Carts

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

Sushi Train Set.

"I'm getting it registered as an historical landmark."

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

'Talk about stuck-up! -- he has Masterpiece Theatre action figures!'

'Qualifications aside, Mr Thumb, this is the cutest resume I've ever seen.'

A small man under a giant microscope.

Trainset

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

Little girl playing childrens hospital

Tiny people.