Mini Artist Pillows

"Simon, I'm not really interested in your juvenilia."

'I was six before I realized there were things you could do with Play Dough aside from eating it.'

"Just don't draw on the walls, that never comes off!"

"All these drawings you do that she sticks on the fridge door - what are you getting out of it?"

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

My First Camera

Interior design trends for parents....

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

"I've decided to cut out the middleman and self-publish."

Just call me Picasso!

A baby playing on a grand piano

'My goal is to one day have my art hanging on a refrigerator in the Louvre.'

Happy Turkey Day!

"Better luck next time, kid."

Sun Flower.

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

'I did it all from memory.'

"I don't know what went wrong."

'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.'

'There! Now you won't get tangles!'

'It's more festive-looking!'

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

"Hey, Al! What do you know about shelf life?"

"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

"This is kindergarten, Mason. You can think outside the box, but you'd better color between the lines."

Houdini's infancy.

Garden Centre: Bonsai trolleys.

Snake Dress-Up

"Crayons again?"